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nonjutsu:

*In a Job Interview*

Interviewer: so tell me, why should we hire yo—

Me:

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Interviewer: …I…I don’t see how that is supposed to hel—

me: 

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Interviewer: i-if you could please stop doing t-tha—

me: 

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Interviewer: SHIT BOI YOU GOT THE JOB GATDAM!!1!

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before you send someone an ugly message perhaps exfoliate your skin, set some life goals and contemplate why you’ve reached this point

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frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

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imgonnamakeachange:

russianparkourist:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

viacherbourgandqueenstown:

It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…

BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

I now understand women through a gifset. Thank you, Tumblr

literally me

liftedandgiftedd:

if her legs aren’t shaking when you’re done then you’re not done

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gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

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Katie Kacvinsky, First Comes Love (via teenager90s)

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I crave space. It charges my batteries. It helps me breathe. Being around people can be so exhausting, because most of them love to take and barely know how to give. Except for a rare few.